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| Food is an important part of a balanced diet. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| My favorite animal is steak. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| Nothing succeeds like address. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| Humility is no substitute for a good personality. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| Favorite animal: steak. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| My favorite animal is steak. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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| If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. |
(Fran Lebowitz)
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